You need Uncle Samistan

September 6, 2026 — 9:00pm“Trump’s patriotic re-naming of parts of the world is intriguing,” thinks George Manojlovic of Mangerton. “I’m waiting for something more imaginative than Gulf of America or Lake America. American Mayan Yucatán rolls off the tongue, as does Unclesamoa and Unclesamistan. How about Yankee Chewing Guam or Southern Fried Türkiye? Londonald has a familiar ring to it, too.”The Bee Gees’ Easter Show gig (C8), has notoriety, according to Andrew Cohen of Glebe: “I remember when a handsome young man about 17, brought my 15-year-old sister home to Pymble about 6pm from the Easter Show with his two young brothers in the back of his yellow FC Holden. He politely apologised to my scary fuming father, ‘My brothers and I had commitments’. Dad: ‘I know who you are Mr Gibb. You’re