‘We Need Your Pee’: You Know Hatred For Data Centers Is Bad When Two Companies And An NFL Legend Team Up To Lampoon Them

Mr. Right Daily Caller Masculinity Consultant August 18, 2026 10:44 AM ET The hatred for data centers is pretty bad when beverage companies team up with famous NFL players to mock them. Liquid Death, which makes canned water, Garage Beer, and NFL legend Jason Kelce, have launched a new ad campaign spoofing the amount of water AI data centers consume to keep computers cool. The campaign is dubbed “We Want Your Pee” and opens with a “P[EE].S.A.-style” video featuring Kelce and the co-owner of Garage Beer, according to Ad Week. “AI data centers waste millions of gallons of water,” Kelce, who is sitting on a toilet and filling up a bottle with his urine, tells the camera. Kelce then enters a meadow and begins singing a corny tune. “We want your pee, please give us your pee,” Kelce sings alongs