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The Slatest Centrists faced off with progressives in Democratic primaries across the country last night. Who won? Aug 05, 20265:25 PM Photo illustration by Slate. Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images, CSarah Rice/Getty Images, and Finn Gomez/Getty Images This story is adapted from the Slatest newsletter. You can sign up here to get it in your inbox every day. Hello! I’m back from a matrimonial break with a pep in my step and a shiny new ring on my finger. But politics news waits for no one, so let’s dive right in: The progressives-versus-establishment battle for control of the Democratic Party drags on. Last night’s marquee race, the U.S. Senate primary in Michigan, was a bit of a letdown for both sides. Abdul El-Sayed, a progressive, beat the centrist Rep. Haley Stevens, but by an unexpe