Trump Suffers Unhinged Green Slime Midnight Meltdown

Kevin Lamarque/Reuters Donald Trump’s obsession with the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool resurfaced at 11:32 p.m. on Thursday, in a big self-own on Truth Social. As part of his ongoing “beautification” of Washington D.C., the president ordered the relining of the pool with an “American flag blue” material that soon peeled off, as green algae bloomed, and the pool had to be drained again. It has since become one of the 80-year-old’s many bugbears, and with midnight approaching on Thursday, he…