Trump Renames Lake Ontario To ‘Lake Screw You, Canada’ In Brutal Diplomatic Victory

Some foreigners, and other irrelevant people, complain that Americans don’t care about their tiny, unimportant countries. And of course, that’s true, and for obvious reasons. Why should we waste our time thinking about some weirdly shaped blotch on the living room globe when they can’t even speak English there like civilized people, and we could ...