Solemates on the rocks

July 19, 2026 — 9:00pmSuzanne Saunders (C8) threw out the challenge for C8-ers to provide a punchline to a potential “an old fart and a lost sock walked into a bar” joke. Here’s just a sample of the copious replies, starting with Marion Newall of Point Frederick: “An old fart and a lost sock walk into a bar and ask the barman if he knows how to make a Naked and Famous cocktail.‘Sure do,’ says the barman.‘And what’s the main ingredient?’ asks the old fart.‘Air freshener,’ says the barman.”Searching for a quiet bevvy was Dave Lewington of Heathcoat: “An old fart and a lost sock walked into a bar.They ask the barman for a drink.The barman tells them to blow away as they don’t serve old windsocks.” And Barry Lamb of Eastwood pulls the other one: “An old fart and a lost sock walk into a bar. Th