Real Housewife: What Everyone Gets Wrong About Our Show

Todd Williamson/Bravo via Getty This piece first ran on the Obsessed by Kevin Fallon Substack. Subscribe here to read more like it! Many Real Housewives are known for being partiers. They “whoop it up.” They indulge in “turtle time,” do the splits as a party trick, slur suspect stories about how they “partied with John-John Kennedy and Madonna all the time, or, god forbid, flip tables. Heather Dubrow, however, throws the parties: the posh events with eye-spinning price tags that serve as the…