The iconic Bayeux Tapestry has returned home to the UK for the first time in nearly 1,000 years, calling attention to a long-running debate over how many penises are depicted in it. Bayeux Museum It’s a real battle of the bulge. The iconic Bayeux Tapestry was returned home to the UK for the first time in nearly 1,000 years, calling attention to a long-running debate over how many penises are depicted in this magnum opus. The 230-foot artifact, which was woven in the UK in the 11th century but had been moved to Bayeux, Normandy shortly after its creation, was whisked 350 miles from France to the British Museum overnight on July 10 during a top secret operation, the BBC reported. “We’ve just witnessed something rather extraordinary,” declared the institution’s director Nick Cullinan, who was