One bad Apple (update) can spoil the whole week

Apple sneaks into your living room at night and rearranges the furniture. In the morning, you come downstairs and see the couch is not where it belongs, the chairs turned facing the wall, the hutch, askew. You go to put your everything back in place, and can't. The couch is too heavy. The chairs, somehow bolted to the floor. The knicknacks are missing. So you call Apple. Together, virtually, you push furniture this way and that. For nearly an hour. But when you're done, the living room is…