Oldest U.S. Senator, 92, Mourns Yet Another Old Vacuum, 60

Annabelle Gordon / REUTERS Chuck Grassley’s household vacuum crisis has reached catastrophic new levels. After mourning his beloved 49-year-old “Beth” last week, the 92-year-old Iowa senator has now revealed that his backup vacuum also bit the dust. The Iowa Republican—who, at 92 years old, is the oldest U.S. senator—shared his last sucky vacuum parting just last week, when the 49-year-old clean machine that he had named “Beth” passed. “U willl see Beth no more,” the senator wrote on X, with a…