‘Nearly Orgasmic’: NYT Conducts Bizarre Interview With Doctor Behind MAGA Steak-And-Sauerkraut Diet

August 05, 2026 11:07 AM ET The New York Times Magazine conducted a hands-on interview with Dr. Sean O’Mara, who has been a dietary advisor to some of President Donald Trump’s closest cabinet members. The Times Magazine editor Willy Staley spoke with O’Mara and even tried his diet for a week. O’Mara also informed the writer that when you eat in accordance with his dietary rules, you no longer need to use toilet paper. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus,” O’Mara explained to the outlet. What happens to bathroom visits when you eat in accordance with the steak-sauerkraut diet: they become “odorless, wipe-free, over in three seconds and ‘nearly orgasmic,’” O’Mara said, according to the interview. Just out this am in NY Times: I Tried the Trump Cabinet’s Steak and Sauerk