Mickey Avalon—Who’s Lived the Wildest Life You’ve Ever Heard Of—Is Somehow Still Alive

It’s 2006. Paris Hilton is filming The Simple Life: season four, episode five. She and Nicole Richie are competing to organize the best wedding for a lesbian couple and Paris wants someone to rap at the ceremony. She calls Mickey Avalon, whose self-titled debut album just came out on Interscope. Mickey shows up and performs…