Maybe we need to pass a law conferring personhood onto women

Women are human, right? I'm fairly certain they are. They've got all the telltale signs. Complex thought processes. Self-motivation — and by that, I mean they can move, physically, although the other meaning, doing things of their own volition, is also a factor. Now that I'm trying to define what being human means, I'm sorry for starting this way. It is fraught. Next I almost suggested "bilateral symmetry" — meaning if you draw a line down the middle, we're the same on both sides — then…