July 7, 2026 — 9:00pm“While the Australian Space Agency is busy identifying the space junk that washed up on a North Queensland beach, it feels like the perfect time to pitch a new tourism slogan for the Sunshine State,” thinks Jack Dikian of Mosman: “Beautiful One Day, Out of This World the Next.”“One can never be sure about these seemingly mild-mannered men,” ponders Coral Button of North Epping. “I hope the PM can recover from his Kylie indiscretion. I seem to remember it took the world a long time to get over its surprise at Jimmy Carter’s confession that he ‘had committed adultery many times in my mind’.”“How pleasing to see old farts (C8) get a mention,” says Nicolas Harrison of Evans Head. “I’m part of a gentlemen’s lunch group which meets on Fridays in Lismore. The OFFAL Club (Old