Happy National Orgasm Day: Shocking study finds 47% of workers are having sex on the job — and other sexy stats

Working stiffs are coming in hot this summer. If you see a senior executive with an extra slip in his step, or an underling under the influence of lust, it’s likely because they’re having sex and reaching climax while on the clock, per pulsating new data released in celebration of National Orgasm Day, July 31. Achieving the “Big O” on the job, in the car, in the park or, really, anywhere besides the boring old boudoir is hotly en vogue, according to researchers for Bloom Stories, an erotica audio hub, who discovered that 47% of 9-to-5ers across the US are doing the no pants dance on company time, with 28% enjoying a happy ending each time. Nearly half of US breadwinners are having sex at work, with 28% reaching orgasm while at the office, a July 2026 study finds. chachamp – stock.adobe.com