Gwyneth Paltrow Is Very Sorry to Postpone Her Dinner

Special and invited guests, I’m sorry to inform you that after intense public scrutiny, I have decided to postpone the Hamptons dinner I had planned this weekend to celebrate Sam Altman, whom you all doubtless know as the billionaire co-founder of OpenAI. I was so excited for you to get to know him the way I do: as a friend. I met Sam last summer in a Sardinia beach bar, where, over a few rounds of espresso Sardinis (if you know, you know!), I asked him all about artificial intelligence—the…