Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass Is Beautifully Implausible

Thirty years ago, on a not very special episode of Friends (“The One With Frank Jr.,” for the record) Ross and Rachel swapped “Celebrity Freebie” lists: top fives of famous people with whom they would each choose—and be allowed by their partner—to have consequence-free sex. Ever the culture vulture, Ross opted for Isabella Rossellini, leading to the most incongruous Blue Velvet shout-out in prime-time history. Rachel, meanwhile, chose Chris O’Donnell, John F. Kennedy Jr, Daniel Day-Lewis,…