Ceuta terrifying, when you think about it

Ben Wildsmith On my way to the Celtic enclave of Kernow yesterday, I was horrified to find teeming hordes of fighting age Angloids choking up traffic by the Tamar Bridge. Many of these sexually voracious gimmegrants, bent on picking Polzeath clean of pasties, had surfboards strapped to their luxurious vehicles. I suppose these bleach-haired, acoustic…