Can You Avoid the Watery, Explosive Diarrhea Parasite?

Now there’s a headline I thought I’d never write. But hey, we’re living in weird-ass times. Cyclosporiasis is a nasty little son of a bitch parasite that’s causing thousands of people to come down with explosive diarrhea. Like Oppenheimer-level. The stuff of which people will one day write folk songs. Nobody is entirely sure where…